Dear Madam:
I am applying to the ad posted for "female specimen handler."
My qualifications of handling female specimens include dating 50+ female specimens in my life so that I am now hitched to one of those female specimens.
At fifty years old, I endeavour to begin a career with your company as a "female specimen handler" putting my 35+ years of handling female specimens in the 100s (or, 50+ on a scale) to practice.
I am positive that I am the man for the position and my extensive experience in handling female specimens is expounded upon in my attached résumé.
Please feel free to review my résumé and contact me about the position of "female specimen handler" at any time.
Thank you,
-JB ESQUIRE-
I am applying to the ad posted for "female specimen handler."
My qualifications of handling female specimens include dating 50+ female specimens in my life so that I am now hitched to one of those female specimens.
At fifty years old, I endeavour to begin a career with your company as a "female specimen handler" putting my 35+ years of handling female specimens in the 100s (or, 50+ on a scale) to practice.
I am positive that I am the man for the position and my extensive experience in handling female specimens is expounded upon in my attached résumé.
Please feel free to review my résumé and contact me about the position of "female specimen handler" at any time.
Thank you,
-JB ESQUIRE-
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