Thursday, November 28, 2013

Chester Puller -a day in the life of a great one

Richard knows she urinates in the toilet just outside the shower.  It is one of her less endearing habits and he mentions it to her numerous times that it bothers him. Looking over the top rail of the shower, Richard glances down at her simultaneously noticing there is some soap scum build up on the top rail.

"Hey babe, couple of things; you know it drives me crazy when you do that....and it looks like this top rail could use a good scrubbing," Richard says to her taking his finger and running it across the soap scum and holding it up for her to see.

"Should I get you a scour pad since you're in there?"

"That's YOUR gig baby, that's what you do....you keep the place clean and I love you for that. You make this more than a place to live for us...you make this a home! It's what you bring to this relationship."

"And what do YOU bring to THIS relationship?" she asks, irked.

"Me?" Richard retorts looking incredulous, "I dunno, humour, excitement, brevity, logic, security and a HUGE cock! Okay maybe not that last one....Mad Oral Skills; wait I guess that's yours too."

"So my contribution is keeping a clean house and sucking cock?"

"We've all got play to our strong points, know what I mean?"

She storms out without flushing because she knows that it drives Richard crazy.

Richard sees who becomes his ex today at a grocers after seven years.  She is married with a kid and pregnant.  Richard is happy to see her.  He approaches her from behind standing by freezers.

"You shouldn't stand so close to the frozen foods."

"Why not?"

"You might melt all the stuff!"

"Oh.  Richard!  You always had a charm about you."

"How much for your children?  I want to buy your children.  Sell them to me."

"What!?"

"Your children.  I want to buy them."

"My children are not for sale, Richard!  Security!"

Out of the back of the grocers, two security guards approach the woman Richard presumes to know at the grocer and she points out Richard who is exiting the store looking over his shoulder and glimpsing his ex pointing him out to the two guards.

Disappearing to the far end of a lit parking lot at dusk towards his car, Richard loses the officers amidst crowds, parked cars and traffic.  However, the ex whom Richard sees at the grocer remembers Richard's address and calls police to inform them of it.

Now, Richard is in prison.

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